USA Press Announcement

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At a press conference today, Theresa Heinz Kerry, wife of Democratic Presidential nominee John Kerry, announced that she's going to be on the campaign trail with her husband! "To prepare myself," she said, "I have shaved off all my pubic hair. From now until the election, I shall sit on the stage with John, and may occasionally flash my legs apart without wearing any panties. This will send a STRONG MESSAGE TO AMERICA! " "Just what is that message, Mrs. Kerry?" gasped the astonished reporters at the news of this rather startling announcement. To which Teresa replied, "READ MY LIPS, NO MORE BUSH!"